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!!! TRANSLATION IS HERE !!! “Hi Shane! One of my best vacations with my family was when we went to Switzerland, because my uncle and aunt live there. I went with my brother and mother and grandma. Unfortunately my grandpa doesn’t like flying. We were there for about a week and went also to the Alps. The amount of snow was just incredible, even though I’m from Finland and here’s also damn much snow in winter. The whole place was just so bright yet warm because the sun was still shining. And actually I’m on a vacation at the moment too, visiting my other uncle and aunt in Inari, Lapland, Finland. Even though we have been here several times before, this vacation has been the best of them. I’m here with my mom and grandparents. Yesterday we had a day-trip to Norway, just driving around the north-coast and stopping every ten minutes when one saw something awesome, like many little creeks and waterfalls coming down the arctic hills, or when a beach was full of beautiful rocks, or some forest river had a clear and clean and cold water. We also swam in the Arctic Ocean, that was so damn cold that I almost peed in my pants because I was so frightened. There’s only things I still, after many Norway-trips, can’t stand: those raving mad mosquites that are even worse than in Finland — and that’s alot! — and the Norwegian language, sounds just like they’re trying to speak Swedish with a hot potato in their mouth. Anyway, those vacations were amazing, and still the biggest reason is

Expand the description and view the text of the steps for this how-to video. Check out Howcast for other do-it-yourself videos from ThirdPro and more videos in the Managing Your Boss category. You can contribute too! Create your own DIY guide at www.howcast.com or produce your own Howcast spots with the Howcast Filmmakers Program at www.howcast.com Sadly, into each life at least one mean, nasty, low-down, no-good boss must fall. When it’s your turn, you’ll want these survival tips. To complete this How-To you will need: Cunning Suck-up skills Some little white lies Step 1: Limit contact Avoid contact with your boss—if you see him down the hall, duck into the nearest file room; if you spy him headed toward your cubicle, pick up the phone and pantomime that you’ll get back to him. Tip: If you and the boss are the same sex, note his bathroom routine—most people have one—so you don’t have to endure awkward stall-to-stall or sink-to-sink encounters. Step 2: Volunteer for work trips Maximize your time away from the office—and, therefore, him—by being the first to volunteer when it’s announced that someone needs to check up on operations in Lapland. Tip: Schedule time off so that it never, ever coincides with his time off—that way you’ll get twice the break from him. Step 3: Perfect your acting skills When your boss is being a jerk, remain serene and polite—even if your head is about to explode. There’s nothing that annoys a bully more than someone who won’t rise to his taunts

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  1. Uniperhonen Oct 23rd 2010

    @ramen297 in english, please….?

  2. ramen297 Oct 23rd 2010

    pakaya

  3. heapner Oct 23rd 2010

    This video fucking sucks!!!!! whoever takes the advice of this video is an ass kissing scared little pussy. You want advice on how to deal with an angry boss? Tell him to fuck off in front of everyone and tell him to suck your dick(works for both male and female). He will fire you but at least you kept your dignity and self respect. No amount of money should ever take that away from you. Just watch the movie “office space” and you’ll understand.

  4. MisterMouthy Oct 23rd 2010

    @Superdeath25
    and then I believe family members would be attending your funeral :-)

  5. Superdeath25 Oct 23rd 2010

    @MisterMouthy If I were that boss, I would fire you, TWICE! Fire, rehire, fire

  6. Superdeath25 Oct 23rd 2010

    Step 1: Quit your job and find another

  7. tj7cuevas Oct 23rd 2010

    Our bosses won’t even pay us our overtime hours past 50 hours(and we work a lot of hours) they pay them to us later at regular hourly rate instead of overtime for which it was worked.

  8. 2110hello Oct 23rd 2010

    Very good….funny and practical…I will apply from tomm. for sure….

  9. TheMaskedDouche Oct 23rd 2010

    You will need:
    a gun
    bullets

    Optional:
    an alibi

  10. 407buddy Oct 23rd 2010

    Just tell him/her to fuck off…..and
    STOP paying your debt, (we) the people do have the power: just stop paying (and playing their game). It would be interesting to see who’s got who by the balls, it’s all just a little scammed poker game,…isn’t it?

  11. KiuKiu96 Oct 23rd 2010

    If I was cunning I would need to watch this video

  12. Jesuistouche Oct 23rd 2010

    @dmana3172 I agree, and if I do work for someone I want it to be in Japan, I hear they give their workers benifits and respect. In the goold Ol’ US of A you are treated like crap, no respect, don’t get paid well, false promises of retirement, no unions, no insurance, and they walk all over you. It doesn’t pay to work in the USA.

  13. Jesuistouche Oct 23rd 2010

    Try working in Bangor Maine, most of these people are rude, obnoxious, and down right mean. But when they need to they will act all nice and fake. I hope to never work for anyone in Bangor Maine again, they make horrible bosses.

  14. jackuy12345 Oct 23rd 2010

    lol these r funny

  15. MisterMouthy Oct 23rd 2010

    how bout you tell dat boss, “hey boss come here a sec I gotta shows ya summin.” Then when he walks over to him, PUNCH HIM IN THE GUT AS HARD AS YOU CAN and tell him, “uh, sorry boss just playin?” :-)

  16. MisterMouthy Oct 23rd 2010

    @dmana3172
    yeah but you’re a crook

  17. mario53666 Oct 23rd 2010

    Saying things like that is just BEGGING for bankruptcy.

  18. dmana3172 Oct 23rd 2010

    No thanks to my boss. I rather work at home and be my own boss with the internet. It’s much better for me :-)

  19. crazywind5150 Oct 23rd 2010

    yeah true

  20. lilhotie80squeen Oct 23rd 2010

    good tip…remind me not to anoy you

  21. cdffgg2 Oct 23rd 2010

    This is quite interesting. OMG. This is a good acting there. Keep it coming. Good effort.

  22. ponybastard999 Oct 23rd 2010

    old wetback women are the worst. So my friend says. Mean, ugly and looks likes humpty dumpty after having a bunch of wetback coons.

  23. hottieho13 Oct 23rd 2010

    i wish i could do all that my director is a fat evil bitch.

  24. MrRyanGC Oct 23rd 2010

    I suppose, if you’re the kind of person that
    A) Starts rumours about people,
    and
    B) laughs at other”s physical appearance, which they can not change.

    Looks like your an asshole.

  25. EyeWearMySunglasses Oct 24th 2010

    omg lolololol by the boss? lolzz

  26. talatori Oct 24th 2010

    go to your bosses house and punch him in the face till the police show up. and tell him when you get out of jail your gona do it again, get your friends to punch him out in the parking lot at work once and a while. get your kids to beat up his kids and pay older kids to beat up his kids. never stop attacking him. use your friends and your money and your famly to destroy his life, never stop never give up. attack his friends his famly his property his business. never stop never give up.

  27. izzle8103 Oct 24th 2010

    omg just record him when he saying something mean and get him fired


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